Yes or no

nope, well compared to small dogs cats are cooler, but I kinda like the big dogs....so maybe

Have you ever deep fried a turkey?
 
No. It consists of a few things.

1. Get car running again.
2. work to pay for parts so I can get my car running again.
3. Clean out my garage just in case I need to yank the engine out of my car to get it running again.
4. work to pay for an engine stand and cherry picker just in case I need to yank the engine out to get my car running again.
5. Sleep.
6. Buy hand cleaner so I won't smell like I am getting my car running again.

I think that's it.

Are my priorities all messed up??
 
YES IN PROGRESS SO FAR ITS BEEN 1 AND 1/2 MONTHS SINCE I PLAYED A VIDEO GAME

EVER GOT HAMMERED AT A PARTY
 
NO, I don't Drink!

Ever gotten scared as hell because of something that happened in a video game? ;)
 
Nope. I look both ways before darting out in traffic. Mainly cuz i don't want to become road pizza.




Ever give a dog peanut butter???
 
Yes. I hit 132 on I-10 one day because some guy was tailgating me. My wife was in the passenger's seat. She freaked. And yelled. And wanted to get out and walk home.


Ever get out of a speeding ticket because the passenger knew the cop?? :D
 
Wow, did that happen to you, Dart?

And no, although I know a few cops.

Ever known someone that's been at double the speed limit? (200k/mh down here.)
 
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