SpartanEvolved said:
Michigan > Buckeyes.
Also, Pirates= flamboyant.
Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball.
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Michigan > Buckeyes.
Also, Pirates= flamboyant.
Yeah keep thinking that. What's Michigan's record again? God, it's slipped my mind...oh yeah 8-3. They're barely in the top 25. Plus, last time I checked, wolverines weren't ninjas.Captainlunchbox said:
A pirate being flamboyant (and they really aren't) doesn't slow down the bullet that just shot through that ninja's black robe.Captainlunchbox said:
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Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Ninjas don't have to slow down anything. Pirates are just not good shots. Mix that with a Ninja's quickness and intelligence and you got yourself a one-sided fight.
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*high fives*CreepinDeth said:
Pirates can't do crap.
Not true. There are many pirates who can handle a flintlock better than anyone around.CreepinDeth said:
A ninja still isn't quick enough to dodge a bullet, although I will give you that they are usually smart and resourceful.CreepinDeth said:
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Oh, jeez, maybe it's Michigan.
Hey, I personally don't like OSU or Michigan. I just call 'em like I see 'em, and this year, OSU is looking better than Michigan. Now we just have to wait for my prediction to be proven right.Strubes said:
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Primitive firearms slinging wads of lead? Hardly a 7.62mm sniper round, my friend.
Strubes said:
HAHAHA OWNED.
But staying on topic, a bunch of drunken faeries with wood-pegged limbs and no sense of any code or honor versus... the original shadow warriors......
Ryu Hayabusa versus Jack Sparrow
Shinobi Versus Keith Richards... :lol
A bunch of acrobats in black versus a 60-cannoned Ship of the Line, filled with a couple hundred pirates, with guns...hmmm. I can't figure out who's gonna win.Captainlunchbox said:
That's a pirate ship! A ship! I'm talking individuals here! :lol
I mean, usually pirates will raid a defenseless village, slaughter the weak, do unspeakable things to women and then loot it all- but are they just gonna ask a bunch of ninjas to stand still while they light off their cannons? Come on!
Come back when you can add something to the discussion.
I mean, usually pirates will raid a defenseless village, slaughter the weak, do unspeakable things to women and then loot it all- but are they just gonna ask a bunch of ninjas to stand still while they light off their cannons? Come on!
Come back when you can add something to the discussion.
They don't need to be standing still to get hit by a barge of cannonballs that could fire on a massive area all at once. Plus, you could probably get off a couple cannon shots per minute. With that kind of rate of fire, ninjas definitely don't need to be standing still.Captainlunchbox said:
But that's like if I were to say Taliban soldiers versus Marines, but the Marines are in an M1 Abrams (big battle tank).
That's just stupid.
That's just stupid.
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Ninjas can hop onto each cannonball and get to the ship to slice into the cannon heads, making it so cannons can't shoot out anymore, then proceed to further own the pirates.
It doesn't matter. A pirate would use whatever possible to gain an advantage, including blow the hell out of the ninjas with a bunch of cannons.Captainlunchbox said:
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Trying to blow the hell out of ninjas.
And failing, for the record.
And failing, for the record.
Ah yes, I'm sure ninjas have honed their skills to the point where they can dodge objects going a couple hundred mph.fhqwhgads said:
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Exactly, I'm so glad you understand now.