Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball.

Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Yes, because Ninjas could be quite stealthy in broad daylight, on a pirate ship.

It really depends on the situation. If it's an area that favors stealth, Ninjas would win. Some place where you can't hide well, the pirate would just shoot the ninja.
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Yes but ninjas know a lot more than being just stealthy. They are trained to kill with deadly accuracy. They don't need stealth if it's not available. Plus a pirate ship has plenty of places to hide.
 
I dont think anyones seeing the point.

You cant be stealthy in dodgeball, and when you catch a ninja in the open, especially by a pirate, hes toast.
 
Well more to the point, it's dodgeball. I don't know that they are even going to be allowed to have weapons. It may be that the only way to tell them apart is by how they are dressed. :lol
 
Are we being serious? :lol

A shuriken is a very small and light object. It has a hand grip for throwing.

A dodgeball on the other hand is a ton bigger, and you have to palm it.

Really, there's no comparison.
 
Ok- gotta settle this:

You can argue that pirates have guns all you want, but there are some pitfalls:

Pirate guns only include (1.) Flintlocks and (2.) Cannons.

Flintlocks are just one shot led slingers. Innacurate and unreliable.

Cannons, well, good luck aiming those at a ninja as he flips around on the deck of your ship and cuts your head off before you can light the fuse because you have the shakes from drinking all that rum you pillaged.

Anyway-

Ninjas are disciplined masters of shadow warfare- SHADOW WARFARE. They don't stumble around drunkenly with peg limbs and hook appendages.

They could take down an entire crew of pirates at port as they fought over whatever load of whatever they just stole and "scuttle" the ship in seconds before the pirates knew they had shuriken in their throats.

Give them both dodge balls? Come ON!
 
CreepinDeth said:
It wouldn't matter. Ninjas would destroy them wherever.
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Yeah, ok. Keep thinking that.

Captainlunchbox said:
Ok- gotta settle this:

You can argue that pirates have guns all you want, but there are some pitfalls:

Pirate guns only include (1.) Flintlocks and (2.) Cannons.

Flintlocks are just one shot led slingers. Innacurate and unreliable.

Cannons, well, good luck aiming those at a ninja as he flips around on the deck of your ship and cuts your head off before you can light the fuse because you have the shakes from drinking all that rum you pillaged.

Anyway-

Ninjas are disciplined masters of shadow warfare- SHADOW WARFARE. They don't stumble around drunkenly with peg limbs and hook appendages.

They could take down an entire crew of pirates at port as they fought over whatever load of whatever they just stole and "scuttle" the ship in seconds before the pirates knew they had shuriken in their throats.

Give them both dodge balls? Come ON!
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I don't care who you are, you can't jump around like a monkey if you have a bullet in your head. Ninjas aren't God, people. They are not invincible.

And sorry, this isn't The Matrix, Ninjas can't dodge bullets. It all depends on the environment. In a dark alley or building, then sure, your almighty ninja would win. Out in the open, like on a beach or in the street, the pirate would cap the ninja.
 
Jack said:
Yeah, ok. Keep thinking that.

I don't care who you are, you can't jump around like a monkey if you have a bullet in your head. Ninjas aren't God, people. They are not invincible.

And sorry, this isn't The Matrix, Ninjas can't dodge bullets. It all depends on the environment. In a dark alley or building, then sure, your almighty ninja would win. Out in the open, like on a beach or in the street, the pirate would cap the ninja.
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Pirates are wielding H&K 416s or M21s. They have flintlocks. FLINTLOCKS. Add drunkenness to that equation.


Ninjas are also masters of stealth, the element of surprise is the essence of their attack. They're not gonna "Matrix" around.

Pirates are flamboyant. /thread.
 
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