Jack Thompson attacks Bioshock

OK the way I see it is Jack Thompson is an idiot, we have all these right winged idiots targeting everything from games to t.v. shows to music, and it's sick we have a war going on hundreds of Americans are dying every day and all these people can say is "oh gta is bad b/c of hot coffee mod or bioshock you kill little kids" OK one you don't kill the little girls you harvest them and two the screen blurs out and shows you nothing, so this is all hype they are trying to take away games from us because it's easier to blame them then the parents, it's the parents fault they need to pay attention to the rating system just like they do with movies, I mean some parents aren't even aware of it, I was at a local gamestop and this kid was about to have his mom buy him gta san andres, I told her what it contained and told her about the rating system and she thanked me not only did that kid not get that game but he got no game since he lied to his mother saying it wasn't graphic. Games are meant to be enjoyed and to escape to a fantasy world there like books they let us don things we can't do in really life, I'm not just talking about killing and stuff but disabled people can play skateboarding games or other extreme sports games and at least pretend that they are really doing it, the war on banning games is getting huge and we need to do something about it today. power to the gamers!
 
Last week, Jack Thompson promised "big trouble" for the eagerly awaited BioShock. While I felt dirty that such a beautiful game was being uttered from the dirty mouth of the silver haired panty-buncher, I patiently waited for this trouble, wondering what it was that Jumpin' Jack **** had up his sleeve. Now the time has come and BioShock's ultimate doom has been decided ...

Jack Thompson ... WROTE AN ANGRY LITTLE LETTER! OH NO!

For some undisclosed reason, Jack Thompson was watching World Wrestling Entertainment's Smackdown and spotted the classy BioShock commercial that's been airing.
Sensing some straws to clutch at, Darth Thompson has written one of his classic little love notes to Take-Two, whining about how people under 17 like wrestling, so this means BioShock and all its terrible violence is being marketed to them. Jacky baby, take it from me, this is one of the most desperate things you've ever done in your quest for relevance. Ever.

I reckon he likes the men in spandex. O:
 
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