The Sims The movie....no seriously. This isn't a joke.

:lol OMG some idiot decided to make a Sims movie. I'm thinking this movie may be about as good as Conan the Barbarian. What is Hollywood thinking?

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6171544.html
 
Why in the bloody hell would they make a Sims Movie? Sims are games with no plots. Oh goody, lets go sit at a theatre for 3 hours and watch virtual people ride rollarcoasters and bite the heads off of chickens. Better get my tickets at movietickets.com, you just buy them online and pick them up at the booth! Fast, easy, reliable.
 
Jack said:
Why in the bloody hell would they make a Sims Movie? Sims are games with no plots. Oh goody, lets go sit at a theatre for 3 hours and watch virtual people ride rollarcoasters and bite the heads off of chickens. Better get my tickets at movietickets.com, you just buy them online and pick them up at the booth! Fast, easy, reliable.

Did that site pay you to advertise or something?

Anyways, how can you not see the genius behind the Sims movie? It makes perfect sense. A game that doesn't have a plotline should obviously be made into a movie. ::) What aren't you getting?
 
You're right Cherry, I was completely oblivious to my blasphemy towards the Sims heavenly plot lines. This should so be made into a movie, I mean, it has so much potential that it gives me chills. This would totally pwn a God of War or Halo movie, yep definitely. kthanxbai

~Jack
 
At least the Animal Crossing has a chance of having some plot. Watching people wet themselves when you lock doors and burn the house down is...
 
Hey......hollywood's making a Bratz movie (live action in theaters.). that makes sims a idea if Bratz are getting their own movie in theaters. :lol
 
with the article talking about "live action" its sounds like it will just look like an ordinary film except with the words "the sims" in the title :P
 
*raises an eyebrow*

Okay. From what I've gathered. Some really rich guy, who happenes to be someone who works on the Sims' games, and knows a few movie directors. Got really stoned and figured it'd be a great idea to spend possilbe more than a million on making a game that doesn't really even do anything unless you force it to, so people can waste their money?

Rrrriiiiight. That quite settles it. Al the good movie idea of the world are officially gone.
(And I've lost all faith in the movie industry. :( )
 
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to like the idea of watching people light their houses on fire until they become a good enough cook. You should be able to control the house, though.
 
You mean like set it on fire all the time, just to watch some SIM's hop about screaming until they're told to do something else. Which, since fires commonly start up and they havn't spread yet. You have one putting it out, and the others standing around screaming like the morons they are.

And in movie form, we're expected to sit, eat popcorn, and laugh at their idiocey?

AWSOME! So long as they die, I'm happy. Then the next couple can be haunted.
 
The sims boring game and it sounds like an even worse movie idea. I'm just wondering am I the only one who after about 30 min. of playing this game gets so bored they set there characters on fire for amusement.
 
Nope. I went straight for cheats instead though so I could make it more... "fun". (aka, place in pool. Remove all exits. Let them swim until they fall asleep and drown.)

Once, I made a massive family. As big as it allows. And I had the large house. Well, I turned it into a horror house.

(now, this all hapened at night, of cource)
In 4 SIM hrs, three people died because the kitchen 'mysteriously' set alight. And was put out just as quickly as it had arrived.
3 Hrs later and I had two who were dumb enough to go inside a room, in which I removed all windows and doors.
Around midnight, the sveral graves in the maze outside had five ghosts emerge and terrorise the hapless morons.
Two strayed outside, and enterd the maze. (I started turing it into a movie like thing, where they were trying to solve the mystery of the "Haunted House". Only 1 returned. As soon as the little girl reached the big statue in the centre of the grave section, he disappeared.
Two left. A old man, and a mother. They went upstairs, which was where I trapped a SIM behind bookshelves. That'll teach her to read! When the old man went up, I removed the stairs. He dropped, broke his legs, and died.
Now, this womans all thats left. I decied to play some more. "A deal with the devil you may say". If she could reach the urn full of ashes on the balcony, I'd return the house to normal, and the survivors could leave. She got to the urn (I deleted it so it seemed like it was pciked up), and then the floor she stodd on began to disappear around her. I simply told her to run to the front door, it took her five minutes to get around the constantly disappearing and appearing floor. The stairs magically appeared, but I was timing it. She had 2 minutes to get down them. She made it.
I had altered the house into a maze now, changint the walls. (except the ones where I trapped the helpless SIM's, who were now sleeping) She ran into one ghost, screamed for a while, and ran into a few flower pots. Which she stared at, before deciding to go to the kitchen. She strayed to close to the sink, so I flooded the room. She began to mop. I let her do that.
6AM, she's finally heading outside to collect the paper. (useful, since I didn't have to tell her to go outside again). She wanted to go to the toilet at this point, and tried to go into the bathroom, which had a chair blocking the otherside. I flooded this room too, just for fun
7Am. I am getting annoyed at her incompetence. So I change the house again, leaving only one way out, and thats down a single hallway. To make it hard I set fire to the end she was at. She runs, after I finally stop her from screaming. Gets to the phone, rings up the fire department, ans screams somemore. The fireman arrives, and I now have another hapless fool to torment.
10am, and the fireman has managed to get into the maze. I trap him there, and hope he goes to the statue, so I can do the same I did to the little girl, and make him disappear. The woman, who I am annoyed at, is now trapped. I deleted the door.
I leave it on high speed, and watch them frantically move about until it's midnight. The ghosts come out. The fireman, luckily is still here. He seems smart enough to not get scared by ghosts. The people I trapped are being toyed with again. Another fool enters the kichen, he is set on fire. His daughter screams her head off. The mother comes in, tries to put out the flames. A ghost comes by, she screams and walks off. The father is dead, the daughter goes to swim. I put out the flames and resotre the burned down kitchen. She jumps into the pool. But I havn't put anything toget out. She's already tired, and drowns. The man who was reading books, heads downstaris. I remove those just before he goes on them. He's trapped upstairs.
now, 2 hrs, I make things really wierd. I remove walls, place objects everywhere, and create a moat around the house. The fireman has disappeared, so lets assume he went to the statue. The woman is now outside, and heading around the side of the house. The man is now screaming because a ghost appeared. Our last two survivours. Hmm... he must die.
3am, I place stairs. Wait for him to go down the bottom to eat something aftetr he wet himself, and remove the stairs. He falls, brakes his legs, and dies.
4am, the woman reaches the front of the house, and suddenly all the gloomy brick and distored looking rooms are nice, freindly, calm, and everything looks nice. Even the tombstones are gone, and replaced by trees.
6am, I save and leave. And evict her from the house. The only survivour. I decided top be frendly after this, and got her engaged with some random chap I found.
They now live 6 feet under. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Wow. The worst I've done is made thm sit on a rug in front of a fireplace. Or fence off their pool.
 
fhqwhgads said:
Wow. The worst I've done is made thm sit on a rug in front of a fireplace. Or fence off their pool.

I usually just get everyone in the pool and delete all the ladders, then watch them drown and have the ghosts haunt the house for whoever is left. If I don't do that, I trap them in one part of the house by taking the doors and windows away. Then there's always just setting them on fire...
 
Lucky you. I have the crappy, takes forever to make the house, PS2 Sims, so I have to fence everything. I like bringing Death, though, he looks...tight.
 
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