MegaDrive20XX
Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
They see me playin'... my Sega Game Gear
I know they're all thinkin' I'm too ol’ skool & geeky!
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky?
Can't ya see I'm ol’ skool & geeky?
Look at me, I'm ol’ skool & geeky
I wanna roll with... the gamers
But so far they all think I'm too ol’ skool and geeky
First in line at that SVC Chaos cab
Got skills, I'm a champion at SF2
MC Toe Jam and Earl, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have a 2 liter of Shasta plz!
My rims always spin - to the Hedgehog speed
You'll find that they're quite blast-processin’
All of my action figures are Street Fighter
Yuji Naka's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally “GENESIS DOES” out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 game sites!
Yo, I know combos to a ULTRA COMBO pace!
Ain't got no PS3, but I still play PS1
I order all of my sandwiches with Italian Meatballs (MAMA MIA!)
I'm a whiz at Fatal Fury 2, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My thumbs movin' so fast, I'll set the place on fire like NBA JAM! (BOOM SHACKA LACKA!)
There's no killer game that I haven't played
At Shenmue, well, I'm number one
Play Vectorman 2 just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a ZAPPER gun
"Vampire Killer" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of Donkey Kong
I'll ace any video game trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Moogle as well as Yoshi!
Here's the part I pause on...
They see me roll on... my Sega stickers on my car
I know in my heart they think I'm ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Can't ya see I'm ol’ skool & geeky?
Look at me, I'm ol’ skool & geeky
I've been browsin', inspectin' all the Ebay deals
Street Fighter Comics, you know I collect 'em
All the controllers in my closet, I must protect 'em
My Dreamcast keyboard never leaves me bored on Typin’ of the Dead!
Shoppin' online for deals on some UBER RARE L33T games!
I edit, Wikipedia on the Sega Genesis
I memorized "CastleVania SOTN" really well
I can recite it right now and have you OMGDOODZ!!
I got a business doin' Ebay game sales
When my friends need some codes, who do they call?
I do GAMEFAQS for 'em all
Even made pics of my video game playin’ cat!
Yo, I got myself a Fatal Fury cap
They were givin them away at the GameCrazy
Spend my nights with a row of NES games
Uh oh, bubble bobble… hope no one sees me... gettin' Bubbin and Bobbin’
I'm geeky in the extreme and ol’ skooler than Wii’s Virtual Console
I was in the Mario Club and Sega Club and even the SONIC TEAM
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Mario or do I like Sonic?
Spend every weekend at the Flea Market Deals
Got my name on my Super Mario 88’ Backpack
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky?
Can't ya see I'm ol’ skool & geeky?
I know they're all thinkin' I'm too ol’ skool & geeky!
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky?
Can't ya see I'm ol’ skool & geeky?
Look at me, I'm ol’ skool & geeky
I wanna roll with... the gamers
But so far they all think I'm too ol’ skool and geeky
First in line at that SVC Chaos cab
Got skills, I'm a champion at SF2
MC Toe Jam and Earl, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have a 2 liter of Shasta plz!
My rims always spin - to the Hedgehog speed
You'll find that they're quite blast-processin’
All of my action figures are Street Fighter
Yuji Naka's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally “GENESIS DOES” out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 game sites!
Yo, I know combos to a ULTRA COMBO pace!
Ain't got no PS3, but I still play PS1
I order all of my sandwiches with Italian Meatballs (MAMA MIA!)
I'm a whiz at Fatal Fury 2, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My thumbs movin' so fast, I'll set the place on fire like NBA JAM! (BOOM SHACKA LACKA!)
There's no killer game that I haven't played
At Shenmue, well, I'm number one
Play Vectorman 2 just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a ZAPPER gun
"Vampire Killer" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of Donkey Kong
I'll ace any video game trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Moogle as well as Yoshi!
Here's the part I pause on...
They see me roll on... my Sega stickers on my car
I know in my heart they think I'm ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Can't ya see I'm ol’ skool & geeky?
Look at me, I'm ol’ skool & geeky
I've been browsin', inspectin' all the Ebay deals
Street Fighter Comics, you know I collect 'em
All the controllers in my closet, I must protect 'em
My Dreamcast keyboard never leaves me bored on Typin’ of the Dead!
Shoppin' online for deals on some UBER RARE L33T games!
I edit, Wikipedia on the Sega Genesis
I memorized "CastleVania SOTN" really well
I can recite it right now and have you OMGDOODZ!!
I got a business doin' Ebay game sales
When my friends need some codes, who do they call?
I do GAMEFAQS for 'em all
Even made pics of my video game playin’ cat!
Yo, I got myself a Fatal Fury cap
They were givin them away at the GameCrazy
Spend my nights with a row of NES games
Uh oh, bubble bobble… hope no one sees me... gettin' Bubbin and Bobbin’
I'm geeky in the extreme and ol’ skooler than Wii’s Virtual Console
I was in the Mario Club and Sega Club and even the SONIC TEAM
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Mario or do I like Sonic?
Spend every weekend at the Flea Market Deals
Got my name on my Super Mario 88’ Backpack
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky
Think I'm just too ol’ skool & geeky?
Can't ya see I'm ol’ skool & geeky?