Jack Thompson attacks Bioshock

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blacklemons

The Freeman
Last week, Jack Thompson promised "big trouble" for the eagerly awaited BioShock. While I felt dirty that such a beautiful game was being uttered from the dirty mouth of the silver haired panty-buncher, I patiently waited for this trouble, wondering what it was that Jumpin' Jack Twat had up his sleeve. Now the time has come and BioShock's ultimate doom has been decided ...

Jack Thompson ... WROTE AN ANGRY LITTLE LETTER! OH NO!

For some undisclosed reason, Jack Thompson was watching World Wrestling Entertainment's Smackdown and spotted the classy BioShock commercial that's been airing. Sensing some straws to clutch at, Darth Thompson has written one of his classic little love notes to Take-Two, whining about how people under 17 like wrestling, so this means BioShock and all its terrible violence is being marketed to them. Jacky baby, take it from me, this is one of the most desperate things you've ever done in your quest for relevance. Ever.
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- destructoid

all i can say is "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
 
Jack Thompson has lost his relevance. He can write letters all he wants now. Nobody is listening any longer...
 
I saw this one coming...Jack Thompson can suck it. Bioshock isn't intended for little 10 year old children. Yes, I agree there, but to write an angry letter because there's a commercial for Bioshock during WWE...Look again at the Bill of Rights Jackie Boy. There's something called freedom of speech, so you can't go and take a crap on the Constitution just because you are an old, paranoid, irrelevant mentalcase. >:(
 
cherry dont let him bother you, he cant do anything. he has no respect among gamers, of course, but more importantly, other lawyers and the general public. he had his license taken for 90 days because of mental problems!

its like me trying to get a certain cereal off the shelves because i dont like it, i'll only get laughed at.
 
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Don't get me started on Boll. Worst director ever...at least he has some sanity, unlike Thompson...
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on that note

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looks like a nice guy, kinda feel bad for him

but this

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i have no sympathy for
 
He watches Wrestling??!?! :o I thought he was all against violence?? This goes against his morals!! :lol
 
GamingMaiden said:
He watches Wrestling??!?! :o I thought he was all against violence?? This goes against his morals!! :lol
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He was in a movie called Flesh+blood :o :lol
 
It's ok...I showed a Big Daddy the letter Jack Thompson wrote....he's on his way with a Little Sister to help her sell girl scout cookies to him...
 
Strubes said:
It's ok...I showed a Big Daddy the letter Jack Thompson wrote....he's on his way with a Little Sister to help her sell girl scout cookies to him...
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And we can only hope that's code for having the Big Daddy impale him or something...
 
No, that'd just be brutal. I believe Big Daddy plans on sitting down with Jack Thompson for a cup of coffee, while they discuss the violent transitions from video games to real life while dining on crumpets. :)
 
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