Halo 3 -- Untold events in the Pre-Game Lobby

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aleeock157

Ninja Kitteh
What different things have people said in the Pre-Game lobby in matchmaking or whatever that made you squirt your game fuel out your nose?

This is probably the funniest thing that's happened to me. One time I was in BTB and started singing the pokemon theme while it was searching. I was on the computer since I figured it would take a while to search and didn't realize it when it found everybody. So I get to "Gotta catch 'em all" part and everyone starts singing with me. :lol The game countdown had started already so I knew that they had heard me for a while. It was hillarious.
 
i was screaming my head off just to make people mad, and i stopped, expecting them to yell at me. about four seconds later, i said "sorry about that" and then one of the guys just goes "it happens"


:lol :lol :lol
 
This just happened about an hour ago. I was in Team Slayer and everyone had a mic, but it was completely silent.

This just came out of nowhere:

Random Guy: "Why don't y'all just shut the **** up?!???!??!!!!!!"

Everyone else: Random LMAOs and everybody basically tries to cuss out the other team the whole game. :lol
 
Usually I will be talking to someone (Mai or our friend Jaded) who is physically in the room with me without muting my mic and people go "ZOMG A GIRL!" ...and then they probably just hear a quick pop as I switch my mic off.
 
Joyling said:
Usually I will be talking to someone (Mai or our friend Jaded) who is physically in the room with me without muting my mic and people go "ZOMG A GIRL!" ...and then they probably just hear a quick pop as I switch my mic off.
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As a response I normally say something along the lines of, "No, I'm your mom."

They either come back and we bicker at each other and lol at each other or everyone shuts up. :lol
 
"Hey [insert my gamertag here], I'm coming for you."
"Um..ok. Have fun with that *****ot."

*after the match*

"Hey [insert my gamertag here], you're a little b*tch man."
"Why? Because I got about 20 headshots on you after you said you were going to come for me because you have no girlfriend in real life?"
"Man, those were all luck."
"Right, that's why I got 20 of them and the MVP medal, right?"

*idiot leaves match due to extreme embarassment*

My typical encounter with fart knockers.
 
Joyling said:
You are rare, illusive, and beautiful.... :D
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Aww, now give each other a hug..now kiss her...and play with her hair... ::D

Seriously, though, on Halo2, someone said, "Hey boudreaux (my old screen name), are you a girl, man?"

"no."

"Im just sayong, mang, you sound like one."

"im not a f***ing woman!!!"

"...wait...Yes you are!"

FUnny now but depressing then :'(
 
aleeock157 said:
This just happened about an hour ago. I was in Team Slayer and everyone had a mic, but it was completely silent.

This just came out of nowhere:

Random Guy: "Why don't y'all just shut the **** up?!???!??!!!!!!"

Everyone else: Random LMAOs and everybody basically tries to cuss out the other team the whole game. :lol
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:lol That actually made me lol.
 
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